Wisdom and teeth

The left part of my head, mouth and neck hurt. I cannot even open my mouth to talk properly. Such is the suffering of impacted wisdom teeth. But that doesn't make me stupid. Yes it makes me very miserable because it flipping hurts. But that still doesn't make me stupid. It makes me taking a couple of Nurofen every three hours, and yet I know it's supposed to be every five hours but I cannot manage the pain. Still not stupid. And of course I have been to the dentist. And I'm going back too, she just has to give me something for this kind of pain. I need surgery, consisting of extracting my flipping tooth which has given me nothing but trouble, but such surgery is considered major so I'll wait for the holidays seeing I cannot do it now anyhow because of infection. Again I am not stupid, and if someone asks me for proof, seeing that I can only open my mouth to insert a straw, not more than that, it'll have to be written proof. I have that already, this is no joke. It's bloody painful and right now if only I could wave my black magic wand and inflict it on someone so they might feel the pain, I would be more than happy to oblige... probably that doesn't make me very wiser, but then I'm only human. I cannot physically talk, but I can write.