In laws no more

Ok that's it. I officially disown all in laws from today. Actually I have never ever owned them, but just in case anybody wants to come up with an ' oh that's your xxxxx in law', be warned, I can kick and punch and bite. What a disaster. The 'woman' who likes to wear her yellowing transparent nightie decided she needed money (and oh God she really doesn't!), so she took a trip to Social Services, probably also in her nightie, to go and ask for a job. Yes it's true I'm not making this up one bit. She went there to ask for a job and probably made all the people working there laugh enough for a lifetime. And if this isn't crazy enough, it gets even crazier. She actually told them she would like a job in an old people's home serving food. What the fuck? At 65. If there were such a job, it wouldn't be going to a crazy nightie-crazy 65 year old. And she probably told them her life story too. What entertainment. For free. She must have told them about her son's penis size, her strange three nippled daughter. I only hope she left me out. And I'm angry, very angry. And I'm taking the bull, actually this mad woman by the horns (yes she is the devil come to life) and kicking her ass. I need to do it. I need to tell her exactly what I think about her. I've tried plenty of times but she goes deaf when I start swearing at her whole family tree. She needs to forget my cell phone number because it's taking its toll on the battery. No more, that's enough now. She's really done it, and yes I am a snob and I don't want anybody to even remotely connect me to her. I got class, and not much to do, but I'm too busy for stupid people like her. She's out completely.