It's still summer here, not as in London. They didn't have much of a summer anyway poor Brits. We did, have, will probably still have for some more time. But why do we also have to have smelly people around too? I am a pretty girl/woman but I'm not of the small kind. The vast intelligence God has bestowed on me would never fit into a small girl. So I am of the voluptuous type. It was either that or getting a normal IQ to fit into a small body. God chose the wiser of the options. And that's OK, but I get stares. In my days we were taught not to stare however diverse a person was. That's history now, kids take a good look, people do, whatever. With an intellect the size of a pea, I cannot really blame them, I cannot ever be on their small wavelength, so I am content. But heyyyyyy we do not have just eyes to see, we have noses to smell. And though mine is cute and tiny it does the job as well as any other nose which is so big that it is always checking their owner's bra. And although small it can detect smelly people from a mile away. when will it dawn on people that water is not their just to drink but also to wash, have a shower. And anti-perspirants were not invented to sit prettily at perfumery stores but to be used as underarm protection. A little while back I have had to smell people who reeked of bad bad bad body odour. It really used to go to my head and make me cranky. Shame on them, in 2008.There was this one Mr. S in particular and boy did he smell. Summer or winter, the stagnant smell of leeks, onions and garlic; that was how he smelt. And he was so sassy as to tell tales of women he pulled... yes smelling like that. And while the stories were probably true, also true was the fact that he hit on women with trouble in their nasal cavities. They would drive Mater Dei's E.N.T. Department crazy. It had to be like that. Nobody, even if you haven;'t got laid in months, would actually make out with someone smelling like that except if they had a stubbornly blocked nose.
And in this intolerant world where big seems out, shouldn't smelly be totally out too? Or is that OK, as long as what meets the eye is OK, then it's OK. Well I have a nose too, one which functions and which has a right to declare unwashed bodies to hell. Olfactory system, here we come!
