Toe-talk

Feeling so cranky and knowing that I have a wedding to attend to later on is not helping. How I hate weddings, the stand up sort of weddings where people expect you to stand for five hours on dangerous heels. But I might just give the heels a miss and turn up in flip-flops. I did it once when I totally forgot to change my shoes and discovered it when I thought how I wasn't feeling tired at all 2 hours into the wedding. And it really didn't matter because since I love dressy pants which sweep up floors they didn't even show. I think it really will be flip-flops tonight and I don't give a damn what anybody else thinks. Of course my mother will be mortified but then I'd rather mortify my mother then mortify my back. I can find no plausible reason to hurt my back for the bride and groom. And anyway my flip-flops will have probably cost more than the bride's shoes anyway. I love showing off my toes, for anybody with a foot fetish, I am a dream in summer. Closed shoes are given the boot, it's out with the peeping toes. Some people have such ugly toes, they are a mess to look at and probably need surgery, the kind of where they break all the bones to make them look more normal. Now I don't need that kind of surgery, mine are sexy, prettily painted, straight, as if they have just come out of a fashion magazine. At least I get to have something sexy. And so, like the rest of the world possessing something sexy, I flaunt them. You'd be amazed by the number of people (mostly men) having foot fetishes which they will never admit to. And toes??? A lick of pretty lacquer will do wonders... it's all in the toes.