Tooth Fairy

I sincerely hope that the Tooth Fairy remembers this girl with a gaping hole in her mouth. Anaesthetic is over, and it's far from pleasant. And I still have the molar looking at me, laughing at me, taking the piss and giving me the finger. Yes this molar has a finger for that very purpose. Trust me to get burdened with such a molar. But then if it's such a naughty molar, then perhaps the Tooth Fairy will be more generous. It used to be a 50 cents in my day and age, maybe it'll be upgraded to at least 50 Euro, although that is not much of a compensation for all the misery. We should have tooth funerals where the pulled out parasite is placed in a glass box on show for all to see, but I wouldn't bury it. Teeth do not decompose anyway, or so I see on C.S.I. I'd leave it as a memento for all to see each time they remember me. The royal tooth of a royal queen. Now if that isn't grandiose... Oh come, oh Tooth Fairy...