The Priest Fetish

Fetishes. We all have them. I crave chocolate. I crave sugary foods and carbs. I go for men who dress well (well most of the time), talk well, eat well. I also go for older men. I have a shoe fetish which is a very expensive one, I am a make up junky, a fragrance junky, a bling bling junky. But I'm a girl and that's to be expected. There are men who enjoy my same fetishes and that's ok too because they're men and it's to be expected. Because both genders are human. But one of the strangest fetishes of all (at least it is very strange to me), is the priest fetish. I know of one man who has taken to going to mass every day just to watch the object of his affection. Yet the latter doesn't know about this man's crush, so it's also ok. This man is just getting to hear a lot of bible readings, if he can concentrate on the readings at all. But, no harm done there. What I will never understand is why a woman would take to a priest. Of all people. There are so many men in the world, why a priest? Take one woman, she sees the priest, goes completely ga ga, then joins the church choir, then wants to help around with church chores, then she is 'animating' mass. I write animating, because that's what it's called, although I think someone could have found a better word. On to the woman with the priest fetish, she starts going to confession too often, she bats her eyelashes when 'her' priest is around. And priests aren't stupid. They know about human behaviour. When confronted with this type of behaviour, some stick to their chastity vows. Some don't. Because it's there on a plate for the taking, and take they do. They're human. I do not blame the priests, after all they are men who have been created as men, with all their desires and instincts. So have women. But priests are men who walk around in robes for heaven's sake. And if they don't, well, it's kind of like this; they are God's chosen ones, they belong to God. And I would never ever mess with God's property, not even if George Clooney took to priesthood. Yet, some women seem to think that the fact that God is in the picture, then He is an aphrodisiac. Now I believe in a loving God, but this is pushing it. And yet, some women cannot help themselves. And their mis/behaviour is a sight for sore eyes. It includes getting all sexed up in different places of the church, in places and on solid thing that would scare me to bits. No I'd never do it. I'm not displeasing God like that. Yet such women can get so caught up in the heat of it, that they even forget their red wonderbra behind them.... I wonder what the sexton thought of it. Maybe he's not called a sexton for nothing.