Susan Boyle

I wonder what all the fuss about Susan Boyle is all about. Yes, she can sing, but then so do many other thousands of people. So what is is that has made people tick so badly? Is it the extreme shock she cheekily gave the public? A 47 year old virgin (geeeze that's some 30 years of missing out on good old sex), a 47 year old virgin who is not shy to admit she's never been kissed (how is that possible?) a 47 year old virgin who's as frumpy as you can get. I honestly thought I was about to have the laugh of my life when I youtubed her. As it was, I got the shock of my life, and she was no laughing stock. The 47 year old is crying out for a makeoever, please someone wax her facial hair! And this frumpy thing gets a $1million offer to lose her virginity. Cool, nobody offered me anything when I lost mine. And what's more, she gets the offer to do it on film! I had no cameras during my first sex do. And at 47 and never having had sex, she must be really horny. Or maybe she's already lost her virginity to something else, these church mice have a habit of striking a very good friendship with the veggie monger, and they don't buy candles just for church worshipping purposes. Good for them, say I, but please do not announce yourself as a virgin. And let's assume Susan is a virgin, then her hymen must be as thick as the internet cable running under the sea bank from Malta to Italy. It will take more than a prick to break it. It could also lacerate somebody's shaft. And, are there really men out there, men who can get it up by the image of Susan? I'm not so sure but a $1million deal is no joke. But then she's a meek churchgoer so she's probably refuse. I wouldn't. Not for a $1million deal. Get those cameras in here....take 1, take 2, take...whatever you want. And I'll take the $1million thank you very much.