What colour

I cannot decide what colour to paint my nails. I usually go for reds, but decided to go for blacks... when the job was done I took it all off again and went for dark blues, and took it off again, then deep purple and took that off again. Now it's au naturel, my mum would love it, I hate it. I don't like natural, I'm more vampiric than anything else. Strange to imagine if anybody saw me in a completely clean face, hair pulled back in a tracksuit and sneakers. I like drama, what the use of nail varnish if it's going to look like you didn't varnish anything, and what's the use of makeup if you're going to try and make it look natural. Some guys say they prefer the out of bed look, that means one hour of making up, useless when you can just roll out of bed and look the same. My kind of guy will like the dramatic look, smoky black eyes, siren red lippy, and nails to match. I've tried all colours, none do the job better than red. I have enough nail varnish to open shop, 2000+ and counting, but I still go for the reds. And here my mum would butt in again and say, there are so many children without food in the third world while I'm addicting to varnish, but it's not as if I can send the varnish over to Ethiopia. I love black dresses, black patent heels and red lips, nails to match. Somewhere in the course of my bloodline, someone just has to have been like me. I wonder who it was....