Rhetoric

I see a lot of women during the day, perhaps too many. I'm no feminist, but not even a female-turned-male chauvinist pig. I just think the two species should have equal rights, equal opportunities, equal treatment. Which is puzzling, because it seems that women do not want that at all. They want to be treated as the fairer sex when they want to play the game called rhetorical. It consists of flapping smudged eyelashes, pouting colour-smeared lips, adjusting pants as if they were tight-fitting jodhpurs. And they want to play the game with men. And men do not want to play. So they prod, cajole, dig, and pierce them until they have no choice. And then the men beat the women at their own game. Hence the sulks. Geeze, am I the only one seeing it happening every day? Men do not want to play the mind game because they don't need to. Ever since little, they get their own fascinating toy down there. They look at it, touch it, kneed it, do whatever and are happy. We get nothing. But we are also fascinated by the boys' little toy so we learn to appeal to it and make the boys think it's the greatest thing in the world, so great that it can also replace the brain. It's so sad. I think I am against women in the workplace, because my workplace consists so much of women with a sprinkling of men. This sprinkling potential is then halved because we have to let the gay ones out, and what is left is just a pinch. And this pinch is constantly being abused by the eyelashes, the lips, the head laugh. And the saddest part of it is, that the abusers are ugly women who think that the cosmetic field can make them beautiful, and then again they do not even know how to use the cosmetic fields, so they smear and smudge, blacken what is already ugly, probably in the hope of hiding it. And they do one miserable job of it because they haven't yet learnt that there is no prettier nose than mine. That is all. So subtract all of these and add the rhetoric game. The What-if etc etc. Just leave them alone. They're loners like me. They don't want to play because they have their fair share of play. Just like me. And no, I'm not growing myself some phallic something just for my pleasure. I have enough toys...