The Gift List

Sometimes a painting gives an immediate life to an otherwise bare room. Sometimes it's a perfectly sewn pair of curtains, of course not sewn by yours truly. Other times it's a dab of colour to any boring magnolia white-washing. Since it's the Christmas month, then a lot of things are going to come to life. Seeing that my house actually houses big people as well as a big number of everything, of course I'm putting up a big Christmas tree. That will make me happy, and my cats even happier. Every season it's a new tree, because cats automatically think it's their own version of Splash and Fun, minus the Splash of course. Next big thing, is my Baby Jesus. Beautiful baby from Spain, I like to think that I have my baby, at least for a month. No harm in that. Presents. I love presents. Brother, if you're reading this, make sure you have a Chanel or a Cartier for me. It doesn't have to take up much space, it'll probably fit snugly into a Christmas stocking so that saves you the time and labour of having to wrap up seeing you do a bad job already at wrapping up. I also want diamonds, a girl can never have too many. A diamond is always such a fitting present whatever the occasion, be is Christmas, Valentine's Day, Easter, Birthdays and even just for fun. Mum and dad, you don't have to trail the shops, I take monetary gifts in Euro denomination, no problem. To the man in my life... well you know exactly what I like, so it won't be that hard for you, just be sure to take your cheque book with you and it'll be very very easy.

And to the Higher Power who is always tuning in to listen through His big radar receptor. You too know what makes me happy. Do not make me happy, make a someone else happy. Please make sure you make his dream come true. Make him belong, make him feel loved and cherished. You created him, so You know exactly what's best. And that'll be enough for me. I might sound very poetic and romantic, but I mean it.