Hirsute anyone?

A very dear friend of mine thinks hirsute men are the best. Because it makes them really manly sort of thing. Which came to me as a surprise, because in the E.U. millions are being spent by men on waxing, laser treatments, shaving, you name it, it's there. The thing is, I never thought about it very much before she mentioned it. I do not expect a men's chest to resemble mine (God forbid), but I do not want to be digging into a forest. And neither does she. I thought it was odd, she is a woman with high expectations, I misunderstood her furry love. The thing is, plenty of straight men are still waxing it all off, something which I never quite understood, but was always reluctant to talk about seeing the peer pressure of the hairless man being in demand. I pity the really hairy chested men, they will be ogled at on the beach just like if it were me going on the beach in my birthday suit. Same thing. What the hell sort of thing. I can cope with a few hairs here and there, but not with an aboriginal bush. Sorry guys, we've been waxing our legs for so long that they're now completely hairless, and yes it's painful, but off you go. The problem is some men will still not go. They think their chest is sexy, and although it's odd, for some people it is. Perhaps we suddenly become old fashioned and like a man in a shirt with his hairy chest on show. They are the ones who walk with a swagger thinking the world is at their feet. Which is not a very good personality trait when it comes to relationships. But perhaps down there, in some of us, we want to be taken care of, because we take care of too many things in life already. So we can let our hair (the head hair) down and relax. Because suddenly hair becomes the synonym of 'we're spoken for'. So much for all that bra burning.