If I had a magic wand....

Yes I am still a big fan of fairy tales, especially when sung by Norway's hot hot hot Alexander Rybak. But let's put Alex away for now, safely in a cupboard to be opened when I want to have fantasies about a good looking boy who makes me rock. I want a magic wand, one just like the fairy-godmothers have. And let me be precise, I want the wand but I don't want to look like a fairy-godmother. Because they look old. But I'd settle for Tinkerbell anytime, with her svelte figure and sex appeal. Anyway you don't get everything in life, so at least, just the magic wand. What would I do with it? Plenty. First of all I'd wave it into my HSBC account and make it burst. Then I'd wave it around my house and make it all spruced up. Next, I'd delve into my jewellery, shoes, clothes addictions and bring sparkling things out of nowhere. Talking about addictions, I'd wave my smoking addiction away... for good. I am too tired relying on the damn nicotine to be able to function. I've just got tired of realising I have finished my spare pack so I have to go to Paceville in the middle of the night just to be sure I won't go without. I'd also wave it all over me and give myself a Pamela Anderson body. Yes I know the boobs are fake but who cares as long as I have a waist and a butt like hers. Yes I know, out of all people, dear old Pam. But I like the in your face type of look, albeit having been schooled in a nun's convent and raised up to be a good Catholic girl. They tried, but it just didn't work, I still want that body. But out of all other things I want my magic wand for one purpose which will make all people benefit. I would wave my wand, create a throne and put Joe Demicoli on it as King of the Island. He would be higher than GonziPN, or than Joseph Muscat and Co. He would rule, the earth if possible. And it might sound silly and a laughing matter just because Demicoli is involved. The man *is* a comedian, but so much more than that. I would be able to sleep well at night because I would be sure that everyone would be treated fairly. He'd help the poor, the disabled, the ones in need. He'd help the rich too. He would be, in one word ... fair. Of course there would be a throne for Sonia too... there is a very great woman behind every great man, and that's her. I'm not sure he'd accept, preferring to live in peace than have such a brick on his shoulders. But he's a damn good man, so I'd just wave my wand at little bit naughtier and have him accept in no time at all. Sorry guys and gals, stop trying to figure out why Demicoli is so close to heart. Because he just is.