Designer?

I am wondering why there's designer bags, designer jewellery, designer furniture, designer houses, designer fabric, designer perfume, designer this and that. But when it comes to laundry... is there something like a designer fabric conditioner? Is there anything like a designer laundry detergent? I don't think so. But I'd love that. Imagine having a Cavalli fabric conditioner! Now wouldn't that be something. I'd probably buy so many to last me till the last time I would be able to wash my own pantyhose. Because you really don't expect someone to wash your pantyhose in an old people's home. They will probably leave you without just to save and scrimp on the washing. I hope I will be able to stand on a stick so I can beat people up when the time come for me to retire gracefully in a home. I'll be this really scary old woman. And if I won't have a stick, then I'll just buy a broom from Tal-Lira which sells everything at 2 Euro. And it keeps calling itself tal-Lira. Funny people, maybe they want to make people laugh and make them forget about the credit crunch. Come to think of it, I think tal-Lira sells pantyhose, but not designer pantyhose. I think I've just tapped into an empty market. There really are no designer detergents. I've never seen any. Not in Milan, not in Paris, not even in Malta. But then, shopping is not exactly all about detergents. Or maybe it's just me.