Aaaajjjjuuuutttt!

What a word. What an endearing word too. No, I don't need help. Well I need plenty of help around the house but calling 'Ajjut' doesn't help. But I sure love saying the word. It's funny how it's got into my dictionary with a va va voom, in the same way as the person who taught me it got straight into my heart with a 'gas mal-pjanca' type of speed. Because I don't just have one dictionary. It depends. I have a dictionary according to the person I talk to. Although it usually takes a long time to make up a dictionary, this one has surprised even me. This dictionary I've compiled in five seconds flat. And it feels so good too. So what makes me say Ajjut? Well firstly you have to say the word dragging all its syllables. Otherwise it doesn't make sense. Secondly, I think you've got to be on heat, as in designer bling bling heat. Still heat, but we're a classy couple you see. Then you've got to laugh which is easy, you can't help but laugh. If I were a dog, no make that a bitch, I'd be rolling around in ecstasy. After that comes the really juicy part. A heated (as in biological, ovulation-type of heat) flurry of words which I'd love to write down here but can't because blogspot would kick me out. Then the heated individual will start describing the screams, also of ecstasy of course. The come two words... ten times. After that, another Ajjut for good measure. It's just like making up a minestra in an ok let's see what I'm going to throw in kind of thing. But no, you don't even stop to think what you're going to throw in. That's the beauty of it all. It's spontaneous improvisation, a very classy one. And it sounds something like... Ajjuutttt, screams, ten times... AJJJJUUUTTTT! That's my girl!