Smokingly Sexy

I'm still thinking Nigel. And it still makes me sad. But I don't want to go to my royal bed feeling sad, and something else has since overtaken my mind. Smoking. Why is smoking so frowned upon lately? If you take one look at romantic movies, the kind where a man and woman just meet and have copious amounts of sex, of course without us the viewers being able to see a bit of ass or a flash of boob, that's what the man does exactly after he's ermmm done it. He lights up. And then he sexily gives the same cigarette to his lady friend to have a puff, with puppy eyes all the while. And that is sooo sexy. But that's old movies. Fastfoward to Sex and the City. Mr Big and Carrie Bradshaw... they do it too. They keep passing the cigarette to each other, then when it's out, they do it (the sex) again, and again it looks mind blowing. It becomes all so misty, either because they're doing it for real and the heat makes the camera lens a victim of condensation, or else, and more probably it's because cigarette smoking creates a special kind of mist. And it seems that this mist makes them horny. Otherwise how could any man perform again so quickly and so intensely? In other words, is nicotine responsible for the man being able to get it up so fast? Because if it is, then that's why men have taken to the little blue pill. It was all a ploy and a scam. All the campaigning against cigarette smoking was not because anybody really cared for our lungs, but because they wanted to make money out of something new. So then, is it a choice between the lungs and the penis, scrotum and surroundings? Don't mess with my privates I'd say.