The C String?

A friend has brought my attention to something quite new on the market. It's a C string. I have plenty of those in my viola case, because for us musicians G strings or C strings are what makes our bread and butter and we are comfortable enough to talk about them because there is nothing sexy about it all. Not so in the real world. Say the two words G string, and you'll get a giggle. But my guess is that if you say the two words C string you will get no giggle, only a confused look. It's the in-thing for 2009... the brand spanking (pun intended) new C string. It should be the best type of underwear available, at least you get no visible pantie line because there is almost no pantie anyway. It looks just like a fig leaf and reminds me of Adam and Eve. Perhaps the apple was in fact something in the shape of a C? Whatever, these type of pants come in the shape of a C, just like an alice hair band. You do not put them on, rather you struggle to get into them. And woe betide you if you get caught wearing a skirt in a gust of wind. You'll look as if you're really kinky, because it'll be just as if you've given your underwear a miss. Are they sexy? The concept is. Real life... they chafe, they're smaller than your hand. But it works ok in the s and M world where pain is all part of the deal and where rules are rules and not to be broken... or else.