I have some really beautiful music straight out of the Romantic era in the background. And I'm still thinking about Madonna-whores. I think every girl should be one at some time or other in her life, if only just to know what it feels like and to reap the constant joys. Because there are never let downs if you do it properly. Who knows how many men rush to the sexologist for the little blue pill? And God knows how many times the sexologist will refuse to prescribe the little blue pill. Because a good sexologist, or let's call him a sexual therapist (it sounds more decent) will know instantly if a man needs the blue pill or a Madonna-whore. Why are we called that, instead of just whores, or mistress whores? Because we have intelligently tapped into a market yet unidentified. A lot of men will fail miserably in the bedroom stakes when with the wife. So they suddenly think something's wrong with their baton, and for a lot of ignorant uneducated men, their baton is their be all and end all. It shouldn't, so many things offer pleasure, but there they go in panic. What really happens then is that things are not right with the wife, so they lurk on the Internet, sadly thinking their and their baton's life is over. So then comes a girl like me (like me in the 90's) who of course will always have time to hear another's sorrows. And the Internet has a knack of easing a person's opening up because of a monitor. We don't even have to wear mascara, we can wear comfy PJ's and say we're wearing nothing. Anyway, so the man will start drowning his worries by telling the girl (one like me in the 90's). They don't let on about their sexual problems (men never do), but a girl like me in the 90's would have known immediately. I remember smiling to myself a 4am when I was actually trying to kiss and make it better... through the Internet. So then suddenly the male counterpart becomes obsessed with meeting. And lays of any sexual advances, not because he wouldn't have liked to, but because he's so sure his baton will make a fool of himself. So a girl like me makes it sound kinky, ties his hands up, and ... kiss it better. And hey presto no baton problems. That is why we're called Madonna-whore. Because we've tapped into the market of the in-between. The poor guy cannot do it with the wife because she's so saintly (hence the Madonna), but can do it until a girl really thinks he's going to drill right into her abdomen (hence the whore). The problem is that then the poor guy thinks nature is telling him what to do, and that is, hook up with the girl. Wrong. Because then he'd go batonless again. I like Madonna-whores, they're so honest, open, nasty and beautiful looking creatures. I like to think there is a Madonna-whore in every woman. But I'm not so sure. At the same time, the most rigid could be the most talented.
