Punishment?

I've just been out on my balcony for five seconds. That's the maximum amount of time my body was comfortable with. And I see a sight for sore eyes. If I had timed it I wouldn't have got so lucky. I have just seen something very mad. Mad in a bad mad way. It's a 6 degrees outside, and in the same outside are two men with sleeveless vests and shorts. That's mad. I can understand the good things about keeping a svelte figure, but at 6 degrees? Oh come on, that's pushing it too much. Haven't these guys heard of gyms where they could enrol and keep their figure at room temperature? I think some men (and probably women too) have a masochist streak. Are they running in the cold almost naked, just for health reasons? Because at any rate they're going to screw up their health in another way, and that is pneumonia. Or do they like being punished? Hmm. Punishment and men and naked and cold and ... it's almost a dungeon description. Unfortunately I do not own a dungeon. I wish I did because my dark side would absolutely love it. I'd mask it and call it a wine cellar in front of my mum. But it would still be a dungeon. And it would be a place where all these male masochists could come to exercise their body in a different way. What the hell, exertion is exertion, I would make sure they'd have sweat dripping off their faces, perhaps for a different reason than running around in the cold. It would be a place for men who love punishment to hang out at. Oh I can just see it, candles all the way, the dim light, the gore. And of course the stocks, the cross (no black magic here), the shackles, the chains, the cuffs. Which would then give way to the sticks and stones and whips and paddles and crops. And then I'd need just one thing. A bitch to deliver all of these. A real bitch to dominate whoever it is into submission. So I'd need to employ a bitch, though I wonder, perhaps I'd be good at yet another form of D.I.Y.? OK, now I have to have a dungeon, because it's a need and not a want. And some black patent leather to look the part. It'll all be just like a gym, my kind of gym.