Sleep

It's unbelievable, I am breaking my own record time and time again. I am up from yet another 3 hours of sleep. And I really don't like my bed that much, but perhaps once you've got a clear mind, sleep comes easy. Or I don't know what reason to pull anymore. But with the coming recession, sleeping is going to be a good alternative to lots of other things. Sleeping requires no energy, or lighting however subtle, so that's going to save on my horrible Enemalta bill. It also doesn't require water, so that's another saving from Water Works. Sleeping does not need petrol or diesel, that's yet another saving. It also required no eating, drinking, going out. In other words, sleep is possibly the cheapest way to go. Except for the fact that I wonder if anybody will be paying me for doing just the sleeping. Not that I hate my job, far from that. But sleep would save me quite a few Euro. But then again sleep would deprive me from seeing the little faces, and that's not on. I wonder if sleeping all day could actually contribute to some kind of diet seeing I wouldn't be able to eat if I were asleep. Throw out all the Atkins, Weight Watchers, this is the new revolutionary diet of sleep. The sleep diet. Which reminds me of Sleeping Beauty and her very slim waist. Of course she'd be the proud owner of her slender waist, who wouldn't be after sleeping for a hundred years? Of course she'd be rewarded by some hunk who suddenly kissed her, I would too had I to sleep for a hundred years. Sometimes fairy-tales are quiet twisted where the truth is concerned. A girl pricks her finger and get a hundred years of sleep, no tetanus jab, nothing. And she'll have amazing sleek hair even after a hundred years, not a wisp out of place. And she won't have aged seeing that's she just been sleeping prettily. I think I want to be a Sleeping Beauty, especially if it guarantees that size 6 waist of hers. I would have gone so far as to beat any of Arani Issa's weight loss stories. And then I'd get that handsome, mind-blowing price who would have a lot of kingdoms filled with fairies and elves who would do the housekeeping. Such bliss. And I would inherit the royal jewels.....