I have finally decided what I want to Christmas. There is something which cannot even be called something which or who I'd love to have not just for Christmas, but I'm going to refrain from actually spelling that out of obvious reasons. My blog seems to be doing great, I think it wouldn't have had this much popularity had I published it in a book! And I never even meant it to be this way, I started a blog just on a whim, to write all the silly things which cross my path. But like all thing unplanned, it's going stronger than ever for what reason I have yet to discover.
Anyway, I want a magic wand for Christmas. No broom, just some fairy dust, wings, a preferably an iced pink costume, although that is going to be extremely hard to find seeing that fairy body shapes are discriminatory because they come in tiny, micro-minutes sizes. Oh well, will just have to do without. As long as I have my magic wand. Or perhaps I could trade my non-existing costume for a crystal ball. That would be just scrumptious and I promise I'd put it away carefully very time I used it, since my six cats think that anything shiny is a new toy. Perhaps they have inherited my enthusiasm for shiny objects, as I do with diamonds. They're my cats after all, so that's no surprise.
I want to wave some magic, which could be naughty magic too. Oh God, that sounds desperately wrong. By naughty magic I mean mischievous and not bad magic. I would throw a couple of stop signs just in front of a couple of people whom I know, I'd throw some magic snowballs at the heads of some other people I know, I would deplete the electricity system of a couple of other people I know. Why? Because perhaps it's the only way which would get them to think, seeing they would be shit-scared of supernatural happenings. Oh and of course I'd throw a special star... for Peter Pan of course, although I'm nowhere near Tinker Bell....
Anyway, I want a magic wand for Christmas. No broom, just some fairy dust, wings, a preferably an iced pink costume, although that is going to be extremely hard to find seeing that fairy body shapes are discriminatory because they come in tiny, micro-minutes sizes. Oh well, will just have to do without. As long as I have my magic wand. Or perhaps I could trade my non-existing costume for a crystal ball. That would be just scrumptious and I promise I'd put it away carefully very time I used it, since my six cats think that anything shiny is a new toy. Perhaps they have inherited my enthusiasm for shiny objects, as I do with diamonds. They're my cats after all, so that's no surprise.
I want to wave some magic, which could be naughty magic too. Oh God, that sounds desperately wrong. By naughty magic I mean mischievous and not bad magic. I would throw a couple of stop signs just in front of a couple of people whom I know, I'd throw some magic snowballs at the heads of some other people I know, I would deplete the electricity system of a couple of other people I know. Why? Because perhaps it's the only way which would get them to think, seeing they would be shit-scared of supernatural happenings. Oh and of course I'd throw a special star... for Peter Pan of course, although I'm nowhere near Tinker Bell....
