Smelly tax

I read that London's in for it. Heavy downpours everywhere. Here we get heavy sun downpours, as it beats mercilessly so. And tomorrow will be worse, at least the MET office says so. The world's gone mad and we try to keep our sanity. I hate summer, it makes you rot. It depletes your energy, and your make-up. It makes some people stink, although the same people stink in winter, they now reek of fried onions. Not nice. There have been some people I've met along the course of life who are synonymous with the smell of unwashed bodies. They maybe get away with it when it's cold, but not now. Maybe they should pay an extra tax, yes the government should tax them heavily. Because if smoking is not allowed in public places because of the smell, then what about these peoples' stench? Maybe then they would rather trade the tax for soap and water and contribute to everyone's living happily ever after. Swearing is rude, then so is smelling like rotten vegetable soup. Clothes should be washed, no nobody should wear a vest twice in summer, that is so rude, impolite and inconsiderate. Man invented washing machines not just to take up space but to do their job. Victorian times are over, we're in 2007. So in the same way we have no smoking zones we should have no smelling zones. One good thing about being alone most of the time in summer is not having to put up with smells. I remember the people who smelled very well. I don't see them anymore, so I don't smell them, which is nice.

Anyway I'm sounding like an ad for shower soap and deodorant, but really man invented those too not to sit prettily on a chemist's shelf. So to all the people out there who maintain their personal cleanliness... thank you. To all those who don't, please do not cross my path because I'm so sorry but you will get the end of the stick from me. Because if people seem to have a right to comment about everything, including being big, then we have a God damn right to not accept smelly people. Ditto.