Parasites

It seems that my in-law woes have sparked a lot of interest. Everybody's siding with me, and I love that of course. Except for one guy who thinks I should go a little bit easy on them. But that's because he has his own selfish reasons.... because if I had to have my way and wipe them off the face of the earth, then his pocket would suffer. Or perhaps he's genuinely concerned. I don't know, and I don't care either. But someone has been very generous in offering me a whole family of silverfish. I am speechless, I didn't expect this kind of kindness. But I guess someone out there really knows what I mean. I need parasites. Because it will take parasites to wipe out more parasites. And some silverfish wouldn't go amiss. Although a nasty thought is coming to me right now, silverfish eat their way through books, through paper. And Euro is in paper form, well at least the type of Euro that interests me. And since I want to live long enough to inherit those Euro, well, maybe I might give a miss on the silverfish. Yes again I think all the Euro are 'taht il-maduma' and I don't think that silverfish can eat their way through tiles. Or maybe they could work their way through a crevice? Hmmm, it could happen. So I guess I have to say thanks but no thanks to the one who offered me the silverfish. I need more parasites.....