Bad girl

I was bored, took a stupid Facebook quiz called, 'You a good girl or bad?' The result was 'You are 100% bad!' I wasn't expecting that. I wasn't expecting 'You're an angel' kind of result, but neither a totally bad one. All right, let's get things straight, Facebook quizzes are something crap, they always have to ask you your favourite colour, as if liking red would make a girl bad, and liking pink would make a good girl. But still, a 100% bad? I haven't killed anybody, I haven't sinned against someone's dignity (except perhaps for the woman in the pearl earrings), and still I'm so bad. And I've asked a couple of people what they think, they think it's funny, they have smiled and said of course you're a bad girl, that's why you're so good. As if that makes sense to me. I get a smile for a reaction. Somehow I don't think my mother would be as amused. So it boils down to possibly one reason, and that is that men like bad girls. In the same way as girls like bad boys, seems it works the other way round too. Why? Probably because we've been round the block quite a few times and know all about it when it comes to getting down to it. Experience is a very good teacher. Experience in the bad boy field is an even greater teacher. But most times we aren't even looking for the bad boys, they are attracted to us like magnets. Somehow, the clever bad boys know. My men-C.V. does not explain why it happens, but it is proof that it happens. My first man is now locked up in a cell somewhere. That bad. I learnt my lesson and substituted bad for another type of bad. Which was so much fun that it intoxicated me for many years. Getting at the forbidden (not illegal) fruit at some way or another is a fun way to live life. It, of course, does not come without the heartache if you're a fool. But you learn. And learn more. And suddenly you're not bad anymore, but just a good girl with bad tendencies. Or a bad girl with good tendencies. And you think the bad girl is over. And bang comes in another one who knows you're bad material. And it goes on and on. It never stops. Because you finally realise that good girls might go to heaven, but bad girls go everyfuckingwhere.