The Shoes

Finances again. I've just realised I'm good in finances. Because I am just great to the economy, my greatest contribution being... shoes. How I love shoes. I've loved them ever since I was a little child. I was never the perfect child, I would throw tantrums because I wanted to wear my red not my pink shoes thank you very much. Mums might think that pink is for girls, and perhaps it is for many girls, but red it is for me. Always has been. The sight of something red sends me into an almost-orgasm. Then if it is a red shoe... oh it's not staying in the shop window for any longer. Yes I do have a fetish, I actually have a shoe room. I also have plenty of shoes bought but never worn because there is not enough time. But I still have to have them. There's no way anybody else is handling them with their grubby fingers. Shoes talk. At least they talk to me a lot. Every time I enter a shoe shop I start hearing things like, 'Pick me', 'Take me'. Really. The last time I counted them it was more then 500 pairs. Honestly, this is no bragging, just saying things as they are. I've since lost count. I wear a size 41/8 and this hasn't stopped me from my shoe addiction. One time in Italy I had a hard time. I was trying to shoe shop and my size seemed to be an alien size. Then one shopkeeper said it all.... we not do 41 because they be ugly. Pardon? Ma per piacere, I am loaded with size 41's and they're not ugly. I think I actually have pretty feet. I hate to see some feet now it's summer, they're all squiggly and diddly and need a good manicure, a good wash, and they need to be broken and put into plaster to be presentable. Not mine. I have awesome feet. Top model material feet, pretty, straight, all polished up. You won't find many feet like mine. And I acknowledge that I sound like a foot fetishist. But I'm not. I hate the idea of handling someone else's feet jaqq. Foot fetishists are strange people, they want to lick toes and stuff. That is disgusting. Then there's the boot fetish, licking boots? Oh no way in hell. I might be a shoe addict but not a shoe fetishist. And if anybody is licking my feet, then it will be my feet and I won't be doing the licking. It's that simple, people can kiss my feet.