....sex!

I just saw a very cute baby, probably not more than a month old. And I think it's also a very intelligent baby. Do babies follow you around with their eyes at one month old? I have no clue, but he really looked cute and smart. As for the daddy... he could have done better. But I thought that a young daddy holding his baby and trying to bottle-feed it so that he could give his missus a break was something extremely cute. And I almost started going all gaga over this baby, until he started crying. The he wasn't cute anymore. Why did he have to cry to ruin my rethink over having babies in the house? It was just like reaching the point of an orgasm when a vibe's batteries run out. Oh no! Or if I let my dirty mind wander all over the place, something like having a man going down on you, a tired man may I add, only for him to fall asleep into the pussy. My mind is dirty but also fertile. Imagine that. Someone falling asleep over the royal pussy. Terrible. It's never happened to your truly of course, but I did see it once in some comedy show. And it was hilarious. Thinking of it,it doesn't seem funny, if it happened to me I'd kick the perpetrator's balls awake. So, no babies, no vibes, and nobody falling asleep over my cunt thank you very much. I've just read on yahoo that a woman is on trial for having noisy sex and waking up the neighbours. Wow. Couldn't the neighbours just have been happy for her and bought a couple of ear plugs? Or are they so jealous because they ain't getting any?