Room with a view

Here I am weekend-breaking at almost 2 in the morning doing exactly what the conjoined word says, I'm breaking the weekend because of course I cannot sleep. I saw this coming, me in unfamiliar surroundings, without the familiar cats. I wonder how they're doing. They have a queen sized bed all to themselves tonight. I hope they won't miss me too much, well at least not as much as I am missing them. I cannot complain about this hotel. It really is a 5 * stretched to a 7*. Lovely bedroom overlooking a beautiful secluded marina. I could stay here and write for ages, with a view so beautiful. I was wrong about the bath, I do have a bath to fit my royal size. So it seems I cannot find anything to complain about but complain I will. I still prefer my bed with all the cats, I still prefer my bath, I still prefer my home to this castle-looking building. Although once again, this hotel has another bonus, it is big friendly, meaning I can sit in all the chairs, armchairs, everywhere I please. I cannot hear people bonking themselves silly, but I can hear blaring music coming from perhaps a gay party? It's an I will survive, it's raining men, keep your hat on. As for me... I'm not keeping my hat on and will try to sleep somehow.