Lost

I am on a mission which is proving impossible. It also is, by now, a 28 hour mission, and yet still impossible. I am trying to locate two pairs of trousers which go with two really classy suits I bought very recently. I just took the pants off for hem alteration, and hey presto I haven't the slightest clue where they've gone. To the moon perhaps? Because it really seems as they have disappeared without a trace. And I want to wear the suits, but cannot very well go pantless. And my birthday isn't due for three months so I cannot even wear my birthday suit.... must keep looking!