8 inches

It might be I am hitting the menopause very early, I might also be turning senile, but I can never understand killer heels in the early morning. Killer heels; when you have a demanding day job sometimes running after very little people. Flashy, disco-ball-like killer heels for daytime. Hello girls out there? Don't you know that the disco-ball died a very meaningful death in the 80's and that it is so so so passe` that you could actually get booked for a very sinful fashion crime? And may I ask how and why you decide to inflict that much pain on yourselves every day for six hours, only to be watched by little people? It's the shoe expert here talking. I own a room purposely for my 500+ pairs of shoes. And yes of course I own killer heels. I own killer, murderous, treacherous heels. The ones we try and immediately know they pinch but buy them anyway because they look so good. Killer heels were not made to feel good but to look good... in the evening. It would perhaps make a little sense if the people you met while at work were not little people but adults, and perhaps you would want to bag some hot sexy man (where the f&*% have they all gone?). Then, and only then, would I, the shoe expert, perhaps give the green light for killer heels, because since you want to go for the kill, then it makes sense. But with little people? They don't care if you've got 2 inch or 8 inch heels. And please do not come up with the excuse that you wear them to feel good about yourself. If that is really the case, then somewhere something's wrong. Does a girl really need the 8 inches to feel good about herself. 8 inches, which in another department would really make a girl feel very very good, is not on as in 8 inch heels at 8 in the morning, when you're trying to explain the 8x Math table while your back is hurting 8 times as much as it should. But I just watch. I like watching them trying to dangerously balance themselves in between a white board and a little table. I say nothing. I just observe. And I think it's silly. And I make my own conclusions up. Maybe I should have a heart for the poor souls, perhaps they are just in the 8 inches because they're trying to make up for the 8 inch-less in the other department.