Thursday, January 8, 2009

Of Talibans and guesses

There is no sexy Taliban head wear on the web. I don't know if you could actually buy something like that in some back street, after-hours, Taliban-sort-of-lingerie shop but perhaps the synonym of Taliban is not sexy, or not attractive at the very least. When I look at Taliban wives I find myself imagining that I'm a man, and I also find myself what, if I were a man, I would find attractive. Zilch, nothing, rien. If I were a man, and I could see nothing of a person of the opposite sex except for her eyes (a little bit of eye), how on earth could I go forth and multiply. How, in very base terms, could I get horny enough to copulate and bring forth offspring that, if female, are probably fitted with head wear first and not a diaper? Or do they wear extremely sexy clothing underneath all that black? Or perhaps do Taliban men have such horny genes that their women must wear all that unattractive black so as to put a damper on their horniness, otherwise they would be constantly getting arrested for public indecency because they wouldn't be able to help themselves? whatever, I am not going to wear Taliban head wear, I'm not hiding my hair, no way. So that means I only have another choice, left that of shaving my hair which is not happening. Not even if head lice took to prancing on the streets. I'd hide, go into eternal seclusion, and while I'm at it I could apply for cloister nunnery. Or I'd have to risk it. Or perhaps I'll do myself a favour and quit listening to radio magazine programmes. Better idea.

And I'm still unwell. I wonder what type of virus bug is going on. And I would like to find this virus and kick it's ass.It's making me too miserable. I think the word virus is very comfortably said by doctors when they haven't got a clue as to what is wrong. So the definition of virus should be changed to... your guess is as good as mine. Very fitting explanation.