Threesomes

It seems that nowadays everything comes in threes. Full fat, half fat, low fat. Large, Medium, Small. Straight, bisexual, gay. Husband, wife, mistress. Wife, husband, male lover. Size 6, 8, 10. Unmarried, married, widowed. Unmarried, married, divorced. It's all there, and in an ugly odd number. I don't like odd numbers, because I never understood why they call them odd. They're just numbers, what's so odd about them? And then there are even numbers. What's so even about them, do they suddenly seek revenge and get even? For what, how and why? There goes another set of threesomes. And I wouldn't mind having a huge bank balance, be it a fixed account, a savings, or a current one. Another set of threesomes. It all is seeming like a three in one sort of thing. Maybe God has something to do with it, He also has His own threesomes. So what is it about threesomes that has the world in excitement? Or at least, what is it that has me in excitement? Perhaps it's the odd factor, it's the never even, and that instills curiosity. Threesomes... what's a girl to argue about. They're the best. For bad, worse or worst. Or maybe, for good, better and best.